reverse snow white
attended my company's d&d last night, the theme was 'fairytales'. unexpectedly, a lot of people dressed up.. which also made it more difficult for them to win the best dressed prize as the competition was so keen..a group from my former team came dressed as snow white and the seven drawfs.. man, we couldnt believe it.. dont know how they managed to get an upsized snow white costume, but amazingly, it was a big guy who wore it... my gosh, barf!! haha! but it was very funny, and really in the spirit of the theme..
couple of peter pan casts too! one of the captain hook had a crocodile float which he carried along with him everywhere he went.. another captain hook had a real walking crocodile, manual driven.. as in the guy who dressed as the croc had to use his 'craws' to open/close its jaws...
many fairies 'floating' around.. one of my team member, this very petite gal, was in the committee and was dressed as a princess.. so sweet, and pretty.. now we all knew what she would look like on her wedding day... if her irritating beau from the company saw her, she will ger free juice for the rest of the working life there...
the team which won the best dressed was the 'journey to the west' cast.. not too sure how this novel can be classified as a fairy tale.. but this group really went all out to win... was really really good, they got their boss to be the 'tang san zhang', and somehow, nezha was in the story too.. the guy was wearing that short skirt, with circular canes as the weapons and he sported princess leia' bun hair...
kumar had a standup comedy performance, was very sex.. talked about how to make love, various bird sizes etc.. how his performance was approved by government cos both he and th president are indian.. very racist.. mentioning the birds, he said:
indian: do not ever switch on the lights.. just get him to smile and switch off the lights.. cos u may get a shock if u see him having to stand far far away.. they will go 'happy deepavali' and grab the nene...
malay: cant remember what it was he said, except they are very clean..
angmoh: they just like to talk and talk during the whole course.. 'do you like this, do you like that?', 'how do u like me to do next?' and when they come is ' oh my god!'
chinese: by any means, do not ever laugh.. just cut the condom into half.. when they come, it's 'almost there, almost there, almost there...' like do they know the meaning of almost there?
then he went on on how dangerous london is... a lot of women got dragged into back alleys and got raped.. but when he went there, 3 days, nothing happened to him... he even got naked and laid on the floor.. the dog came, sniffed at him, and ran off...
about making love, he said the first step is the lick the gal's ear.. but dont lick until the ear full of saliva and the wax all come out.. when touch the nene, touch the centre touch the side, but dont go round and round, cos not newton circus...
indian gal: dont touch their nene, they will slap u..
malay gal: cant rem what he said lah..
chinese gal: very cold, dont know why, but no reaction..
angmoh gal: no need to slap them, they will slap themselves..
the committee had requested for him to tone down the humour.. but if this is toned down, my name is not meak...
all in the all, the turn out was good, the people were sporting.. it all made for good fun... but maybe not so clean lah...
posted by Meak Meak @ 6:02 PM
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